Cat Dancer
One sentence story
Cam was dancing as fast as he could, trying to divert attention from the sweet but scrawny kitten he had rescued and whom he couldn’t seem to train to not offend just about everyone who entered his apartment by trying to eat anything and everything they brought with them, including his uncle’s Rolex watch, but screw him if he didn’t have a sense of humor and demanded, without a ghost of a chance of it happening, that Cam get rid of the kitten, who was better company than jerks who only visited when they wanted Cam to fix their laptops.
Challenge time again! This story, built with the eight words divert, humor, offend, sweet, scrawny, watch, ghost, and train, was written as 100-word, single sentence. I hope you enjoyed it!
By the way—this is not a run-on sentence. By definition, that would be a sentence lacking necessary punctuation, regardless of its length.
Oh! And a cat dancer is a kind of cat toy. We used to carry them at our pet supply store. Cats love them!
You had a pet supply store?! You got me at kitten 💕