Deadly When Activated

It's a dog's life

“They seem to think I spend my life with my feet up,” he said, smiling.
“Well, you do spend a lot of time sitting,” Cat answered.
“Yes, but when I decide to move, I’m deadly.”
“And when would that be?” Cat snorted.
“Right now,” Dog barked, spying a chaseable car.

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