Cinderella held the ruby slipper in her hand as she looked sideways at the frog. “Ew, I don’t want to kiss you. My story is supposed to bring me a handsome prince.” “Yeah, well I’m pretty sure that slipper is supposed to be glass, not ruby,” the frog answered. “Hurry up and kiss me so we can go hawk that baby on eBay and blow this messed-up fairytale.”
Made me smile 😁
This was fun. I think we all sometimes wonder if we’re in the wrong story
🤣 Love this!!!